JLo Can't Be Bothered With American Idol Anymore
Before JLo got the American Idol job, she was headed straight for Dancing with the Has-Beens, a county fair tour with Martika (JLo wishes!) and she'd eventually end up performing as a Selena...
View ArticleCasper Smart Is A Straight-For-Fame Gay, So Says A Fellow Dancer
I'll wait here as you wipe away the glittery hummingbird juice that secreted out of your nipple slits after you laid eyes on that picture on the left. All wiped up? Okay, so I've never gotten a vibe...
View ArticleMimi Will Be the Highest Paid Reality Show Judge, Dahling!
Somebody hand me a lamb so I can ask it to double slap me in the face for having the audacity to write yesterday that Mimi accepted a paltry, poor person's wage of $12 million to be a judge on American...
View ArticleJohn Travolta Has A New Best Friend
A little over a week ago, JLo's leased piece Casper the Friendly Gold Digger was caught by a pap's lens sashaying into a peep show on 8th Avenue in Manhattan. Many of us figured that either Casper was...
View ArticleCasper Smart Was Just Getting A Fade, Okay?
Yesterday, John Travolta's ass lips clapped in glee at the possibility of having a new massage time partner when InTouch Weekly said that JLo's piece Casper Smart is into getting erotic massages and...
View ArticleBut Where Oh Where Are The Pictures Of Prince Hot Ginge's Nipples? (UPDATE:...
Here's JLo giving Casper Smart the silent treatment just minutes after he got kicked out of the pool for making a poopy in the shallow end. How was Casper supposed to know that sometimes a fart brings...
View ArticleJust...A...Little...Further
Oh football, you disappoint us all. There you were - perfectly poised to pop Jennifer Lopez right in her smug face, something most of us can only dream of, and you just let her stop you?? Just like...
View ArticleCasper Smart Has Somebody To Play With At The Children's Table
Skeletor could never move on from losing Castle Grayskull to He-Man time and time again, but when it comes to love dude moves a whole lot faster. Just one month after breaking up with Venezuelan model...
View ArticleOkay, Okay, Sarah Jessica Parker Won The Met Gala
If your eyeballs haven't turned into stone balls from staring deep into Sarah Jessica Parker's crotch ("I haven't even stared at the Crotch of Sauron" - Matthew Broderick), then slow clap for her Iggy...
View ArticleKe$ha's Nalgas Made An Appearance At The Billboard Music Awards
The number one question asked at the Billboard Music Awards tonight was, "Why does it smell like a spoiled chunk of gouda marinating in a dirty diaper on top of a subway platform in the middle of...
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